As I mentioned, I did a few things right, and this is one of them. But this was not my first go-round with these things, not at all.
I’m not sure why, for example, I thought I could throw a warm, melted marshmallow mixture on top of krispies and chocolate mini-chips without melting said chips. Honestly, sometimes I do these things without even thinking, and then I’m stuck with the shame of whatever preposterous thing I had in my head to do. I wish there was a 12-step group for people like me—like, WTF Anonymous or something like that. I shouldn’t have to do crack just get some support.
Local crack problems notwithstanding, keeping those chips intact will be your biggest obstacle. Per4manceplus’s page at ehow (found here), however, shows what should have been obvious to me from the start: Freeze the motherf*%!ers. I mean, hello.
But then you’re presented with another issue, and that’s the basic flavor. Most krispie treats have a flavor I’d describe as thin; it’s flavor about as full-bodied as water. Since these were to be bite-sized and covered in semi, the flavor needed to be about as strong as a punch in the face. I turned to the folks at Cook’s Country for ideas.
And like the freezing, I should’ve known their answer: Cook’s Country adds white chocolate to its melted marshmallow mixture. Better white chocolate (more cocoa butter than tropical oils) makes for a what can only be described as a sound flavor base. I did however have to use half again as much white chocolate as Cook’s Country recommends, and easily (and necessarily) three times the salt. (You may achieve a favorable flavor with less; I recommend adding about 1/8 tsp at a time while stirring until the flavor is full-bodied and to your taste.)
Next, as recommended by Per4manceplus, I kept the marshmallow mixture as cool as possible, taking it off the heat and stirring constantly to finish it off. Then, not wanting to take any chances—I’d already failed more than once—I placed the bowl of marshmallow mixture into a pot of cold water. This shock encouraged the crystallization of all the sugars in the mixture, but that’s okay: Developing and breaking those bonds help both texture and flavor and in this case, light, airy and crispy krispie treats.
Now, for the fun part. Handling lukewarm, melted marshmallows is like using Saran Wrap with packing tape: It sticks to itself; it doesn’t straighten out; it’s very quickly a ball of useless crap. What’s more, you’ve got to be quick about things so the chips remain as intact as possible. I used cooking spray on several spatulas– and my own hands–to get this stuff straight in the pan. You will have to do the same.
Truth is, I’m still not completely happy with them. For starters, I think I can improve the flavor even more, and they certainly did not need to be coated in semi which, although very pretty, was a bit overpowering and an extra step that required tempering and some other assorted pains in my ass. I mean, I’m always up for pain and sorrow, but not that much. These will have to resurface in another form.